just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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