just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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