it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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