the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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