Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it glows. i had to have it.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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