We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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