question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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