: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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