Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Dignity is for republicans.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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