Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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