I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
where am i from again
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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