She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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