I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
