Fuck appropriateness.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Alive.
So much puke
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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