So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
