hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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