cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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