how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just google imaged poop.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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