Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The adults are the big ones right?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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