I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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