Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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