hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
tell me about the fingering
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