i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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