I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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