yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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