Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
