Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
