doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
