never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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