He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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