Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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