Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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