standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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