Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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