My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
