Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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