Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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