the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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