Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
