Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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