i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
