Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I believe in your delicious
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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