i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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