Your dad touched me again.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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