what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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