margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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