He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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