You work out of a Hotel?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
