physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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