so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
