So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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